Sales Reps, please don't do this

[Sapper PE LS]

The following is an email I received this morning from a sales rep.  Now, I am not a grammar nazi, but I prefer my professional email correspondence to be generally coherent, not something that looks like a 6th grader texted it.

Good Morning my name is **redacted** and i am the new sales rep for eastren ct for our company specialized in landscape and snow removal equipment I'd love to come down and have a face-to-face with you maybe bring you some literature on some of the equipment we offer. My cell is **redacted** or email works great to thanks for your time  

 

[Supe]

 

[cement]

i cant beleive that crap!

 

[csb]

Sometimes I cut them slack, because I figure they are good at landscaping, but not writing, but other times I think, "You're a business person, so you need to be able to form full sentences." 

Of course, this applies to a whole lot of engineers. 

 

[NJmike PE]

i dont no what the problem is looks good too me

EDIT: plus, why would the rep type redacted for any of his/her contact info? How do they expect you to contact the?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

As long as dey haves credit card and takes us to good lunch.

 

[Road Guy]

is landscape removal a big thing in ct?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Punctuation is overrated anyways. Perhaps (s)he has a pay-as-you-go twitter account and is used to paying per character, so gotta keep it short.

 

[Dleg]

DANGER!  it could be that rppearso has relocated to your area!

 

[blybrook PE]

Looks like someone has a new marketing job!

 

[P-E]

is landscape removal a big thing in ct?

I thought that was only a big thing in NJ.

 

[NJmike PE]

I thought that was only a big thing in NJ.

negative. This is a big thing in NJ

 

[jijir83]

i dont no what the problem is looks good too me
EDIT: plus, why would the rep type redacted for any of his/her contact info? How do they expect you to contact the?

The person who posted redacted the sales rep's info when he posted it here. Not the rep.

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[NJmike PE]

i dont no what the problem is looks good too me  EDIT: plus, why would the rep type redacted for any of his/her contact info? How do they expect you to contact the?

The person who posted redacted the sales rep's info when he posted it here. Not the rep.Sent from my SURTAB-722-3G-HD-1S using Tapatalk

I know. It was a joke. Buzz kill.

 

[jijir83]

But! But! But!

You'd be surprised how many of those questions are on here. No they're not always joking. It's my duty to dispense some knowledge for those poor souls!

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[NJmike PE]

 

[matt267 PE]

You'd be surprised how many of those questions are on here.

You won't find that kind of stuff on this site.

Edit:

We smart people here.

 

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