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Just got back from getting my teefies cleaned at the dentist! Stopped and treated myself to some starbucks on the way back home. NOW I have to work SPAM!
Ongoing CBT Exam Spam Thread 2022
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Help Support Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum:
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I am very tired and wish my dog would stop waking up 30 minutes before my alarm to pee on the carpet spam
I hate carpet pissers dude. We had the MIL over for the holidays and she has a new runt. Pissed all over. I had to call the carpet cleaners after she left. I love dealing with that and tossing out $250 everytime.
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Sheesh. If my dog peed all over someone else's carpet, I would force cash into their hands to pay for carpet cleaners. And send them lots of cans of spam as an apology.
Oh nooooo that sucks!!! If I were your MIL, I'd pay for the carpet cleaner.
I'm grateful that my parents had floors when my dog was a baby puppy, so that no rugs were harmed when he was being potty-trained.
I should add that he used mine and my husband's (then boyfriend's) apartment rugs as his own personal potty too many times to count :\ YAY PUPPIES!!!!
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Famous lies told by some of our more recent presidents:
- I'm not a spam." -Richard Nixon
- "Read my lips, no new spams." - George H.W. Bush
- "I did not have sexual relations with that spam" -Bill Clinton
- "If you like your spam, you can keep it." -Barack Obama
- "We had the biggest spams in the history of inaugural speeches." -Donald Trump
- "I don't like to lie." - Donald Trump
- (Insert a trillion more lies from Donald Trump here)
- "I'm going to eliminate your spam debt...." -Joe Biden
- I'm not a spam." -Richard Nixon
- "Read my lips, no new spams." - George H.W. Bush
- "I did not have sexual relations with that spam" -Bill Clinton
- "If you like your spam, you can keep it." -Barack Obama
- "We had the biggest spams in the history of inaugural speeches." -Donald Trump
- "I don't like to lie." - Donald Trump
- (Insert a trillion more lies from Donald Trump here)
- "I'm going to eliminate your spam debt...." -Joe Biden
To be honest, she really does a lot for us and I would never ever expect this from her. Her little turd is just figuring out life, and I get it. Our house is super dog friendly, and I know some of the others like to smell and mark if they sense it's been done already. So more of just a preventative measure spam.
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"Spam, not intelligence, made us human." Terry Pratchett
leggo PE
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Midweek spam. Just got back from a groundbreaking!
IT'S SNOWING AND THIS IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I NEED TO RUN LATER spam
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Mental health day spam!!!!!
Yay! Have fun!
