October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[tj_PE]

I'm finally back on the right (left) coast. 

is it friday yet? 

 

[txjennah PE]

Got my starbucks.  Tastes different, but that might have been because I butchered that shit to hell when I was ordering (I literally sounded like I had never ordered sbux before I was disgusted at myself)

Lmao I always find a way to make my order the most confusing as possible at Starbucks. Instead of saying, "Hi, two tall peppermint mochas please, one decaf," it turns into,  "Hi I want to order two drinks.  One will be a tall skinny peppermint mocha WAIT. I DON'T WANT IT SKINNY, WHY DID I SAY SKINNY? I want it decaf. No, not skinny. Decaf. And then I want another drink. It will be a tall peppermint mocha. But with caffeine."

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM to 4,200!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM to 4,200!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM to 4,200!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM to 4,200!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Yeah, I'm not planning on actually burning anything... and this coworker actually stands to inherit at least some of my reference material for when he takes the exam, so he should probably encourage me to keep it. 

I won't be burning mine - I passing some of them off to a coworker.

been there, done that

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM to 4,200!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Lmao I always find a way to make my order the most confusing as possible at Starbucks. Instead of saying, "Hi, two tall peppermint mochas please, one decaf," it turns into,  "Hi I want to order two drinks.  One will be a tall skinny peppermint mocha WAIT. I DON'T WANT IT SKINNY, WHY DID I SAY SKINNY? I want it decaf. No, not skinny. Decaf. And then I want another drink. It will be a tall peppermint mocha. But with caffeine."

That's what happens if I'm ordering something for LadySquare. It's been 13 years and I still don't get it right. For mine, it's "one large black coffee, please."

 

[JayKay PE]

I'm finally back on the right (left) coast. 

is it friday yet? 

Nope!  But I can't wait for this three day weekend (yay!!!).

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Lmao I always find a way to make my order the most confusing as possible at Starbucks. Instead of saying, "Hi, two tall peppermint mochas please, one decaf," it turns into,  "Hi I want to order two drinks.  One will be a tall skinny peppermint mocha WAIT. I DON'T WANT IT SKINNY, WHY DID I SAY SKINNY? I want it decaf. No, not skinny. Decaf. And then I want another drink. It will be a tall peppermint mocha. But with caffeine."

Starbucks was my first "career". As an ex-barista, it's cool. We understand.

 

[txjennah PE]

Starbucks was my first "career". As an ex-barista, it's cool. We understand.

Haha ok phew, I was hoping they wouldn't think I'm a major dumbass.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Haha ok phew, I was hoping they wouldn't think I'm a major dumbass.

We understand that it gets overwhelming. Well, I always did. I also wasn't an asshole who made people repeat the sizes correctly. (insert eyeroll emoji here)

 

[RBHeadge PE]

is it friday yet? 

I'll settle for Thursday. I've got a four day weekend coming up.

Even better, half of Thursday is super easy meetings too! But I'm crunched with work for the next 48 hrs.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Nope!  But I can't wait for this three day weekend (yay!!!).

I do not get a three day weekend

 

[matt267 PE]

spam? 

:bananalama:

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

I do not get a three day weekend

It took me a minute to even figure out why anyone would be getting a three day weekend.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I do not get a three day weekend

Don't feel bad, I don't either. 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

It took me a minute to even figure out why anyone would be getting a three day weekend.

As a grown up, I tend to forget the smaller holidays that got me days off as a kid (Indigenous People's Day [legal name in Maine], Presidents Day, Veteran's Day, etc).

I get the major ones off and rely on my teacher friends to know when the rest happen lol 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I do not get a three day weekend

It took me a minute to even figure out why anyone would be getting a three day weekend.

Don't feel bad, I don't either. 

Those sounds like personal problems.