October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[MadamPirate PE]

I freaking work for the government, too.

You obviously don't like money. 

Edit: Aww, I feel bad my tops is making fun of Chattaneer. 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

How do we delete a post?

ask a mod

or edit it to say basically nothing

 

[RBHeadge PE]

We get our bonus envelopes today. So focus is not there. 

Cool, I'll get mine in like March

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Cool, I'll get mine in like March

Boyfriend does too 

 

[MadamPirate PE]

use a pencil

My hair isn't long enough for that. And I gave my friend my emergency hairtie I keep on my keys and forgot to replace it.  :brickwall:

 

[Orchid PE]

def time for a new job

You obviously don't like money. 

Well, kinda the guberment. I for a municipality. All the restrictions of government, with none of the benefits.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

My hair isn't long enough for that. And I gave my friend my emergency hairtie I keep on my keys and forgot to replace it.  :brickwall:

booooo

i think i need to replace my spare hair ties. i keep bobby pins in my desk too for backup 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Well, kinda the guberment. I for a municipality. All the restrictions of government, with none of the benefits.

ew

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT WITH ALL OF THESE NON-NCEES EMAILS TODAY

 

[MadamPirate PE]

booooo

i think i need to replace my spare hair ties. i keep bobby pins in my desk too for backup 

Yeah, I tore my desk drawer apart when I got here - I thought I had a hair tie stashed in there, but nope. 

 

[Orchid PE]

Really, I don't even know what we are. We're owned by the city, but operate like a corporation?

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT WITH ALL OF THESE NON-NCEES EMAILS TODAY

That was me, yesterday. A bunch of chatter about a relay firmware upgrade.

 

[Orchid PE]

chatter

 

[txjennah PE]

Spam for people still waiting on their PE results! Good morning spammers! I hope today is the day and you won't have to sit through the weekend waiting

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I feel like I should report a crime based on how much Uncle Sam stole from my bonus check.

Yeah, they took a third of mine. So rude. 

Yes. Our year-end pay schedule is even ruder

I'd love to only have 1/3 taken lol 

Heck, I'd be ok with uncle sam taking 1/2 of a bonus check, at least 1/2 is still extra.

I pretty much assume/know that I will lose half of my paycheck to taxes or some other withholding. I've made my peace with it.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Alright, It's Frozen 2 soundtrack time again.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I pretty much assume/know that I will lose half of my paycheck to taxes or some other withholding. I've made my peace with it.

Yeah mine is about half hits my bank account between taxes & retirement contributions 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

..."paid?"

 

[txjennah PE]

Working on the report section that my PM took five months to review. Texas updated their PCLs in November and now I've got to re-run stats for the analytes that changed. ARGH

 

[txjennah PE]

Whiny baby.

I saw that comment.  There's the entire state thread that is literally mapping out every update, and takes all of five seconds to find on the home page...