October 2017 15K, or get Matt267 PE banned, SPAM thread

[txjennah PE]

I had a wildlife biologist friend who had a part-time duty assisting the environmental health department in the Northern Mariana Islands whenever there was an accusation of a restaurant serving cat or dog meat. Always Korean and Chinese restaurants. He saw many, many cats and dogs hanging from the hooks, skinned and with their heads and legs cut off in an attempt to disguise them (as what???) from the inspectors.

No! Nooooo!!!!!

 

[leggo PE]

Spam!

 

[matt267 PE]

...many cats and dogs hanging from the hooks, skinned and with their heads and legs cut off in an attempt to disguise them (as what???) from the inspectors.

Dude, that's just disturbing. 

 

[Dleg]

Yeah. He was a good friend. We did a rat survey of the red light district together. That was fun. Lots of beer breaks at the buy-me-drinkie places.

 

[leggo PE]

cats are for eatin' 

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Slowpoke.

 

[Dleg]

Or cat Poke?

 

[leggo PE]

Spam dunk!

 

[Dleg]

There is a lot of unexplainable stuff on the internet.

 

[leggo PE]

True spam.

 

[Dleg]

I could really go for some cat poke'

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

False. Poor investment. Always invest in higher capacity storage to mitigate these types of issues. :thumbs:

I'll be sure to upgrade to the theoretical 2TB card it says it will accept. 

 

[txjennah PE]

He was very proud of himself here :\\\\\ LOL

 

[Dleg]

I would be too if I had trained my dog to use toilet paper. Now all you have to do is get him to throw it in the toilet after he wipes, instead of on the floor.

 

[matt267 PE]

My dog just uses the floor (carpet) as his toilet paper. 

 

[txjennah PE]

My dog just uses the floor (carpet) as his toilet paper. 

Mine will do that too.  And his blankets, which I don't understand.  :huh:

 

[matt267 PE]

Yeah, I sometimes force the dog to wipe is ass on the grass before coming back into the house. 

 

[txjennah PE]

Yeah, I sometimes force the dog to wipe is ass on the grass before coming back into the house. 

Mine is like, "Oh your bathmat, kitchen mat, or couch?  That's the spot where I need to do this."  

 

[matt267 PE]

Sometimes I ask myself why I like dogs. Then the cat goes bat shit crazy on the baby and I go "oh yeah, that's why." I also tell the baby to walk it off and stop being a little bitch. 

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Dogs are like kids.  I don't need more kids.

 

[matt267 PE]

I'd rather have another dog. I can always lock the dog up in his crate. DCYF frowns upon doing that with kids.