October 2017 15K, or get Matt267 PE banned, SPAM thread

[matt267 PE]

The laugh when you tell her no. 

 

[tj_PE]

Then she'll call you to make sure you can see. 

Lol!

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[matt267 PE]

I just laugh with her. 

 

[matt267 PE]

It's mom's problem. 

 

[matt267 PE]

She wanted another. 

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Don't you have little spawns for that? Just come hang out

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Yesssss!

Have you ever seen kids clean? They usually suck at it. 

This is the truth.  We had a meltdown because OMG, mom asked me to clear the table after dinner!  And then wipe the table off!  That is TWO JOBS!  <<--except not two jobs.  Wipe is a subpart of clear.

 

[tj_PE]

This is the truth.  We had a meltdown because OMG, mom asked me to clear the table after dinner!  And then wipe the table off!  That is TWO JOBS! 

Slavery!

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[matt267 PE]

She has multiple molars coming through at once right now. 

 

[tj_PE]

She wanted another. 

That's the spirit! Lol

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[matt267 PE]

This is the truth.  We had a meltdown because OMG, mom asked me to clear the table after dinner!  And then wipe the table off!  That is TWO JOBS!  <<--except not two jobs.  Wipe is a subpart of clear.

Slavery!

Yep, my 10 y/o reminds me that she's not my slave. I told her the only reason I had kids was to have someone to boss around. 

 

[Voomie]

My 15 month old is turning into a real *******. 

Just like her parent.

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[matt267 PE]

That's the spirit! Lol

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I was tricked into thinking it was a good idea. There were promises made. 

 

[tj_PE]

I was tricked into thinking it was a good idea. There were promises made. 

It does typically take two.

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[matt267 PE]

Just like her parent.

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But I've been an ******* for many years now. It warms my cold heart to see her progressing so nicely. 

 

[tj_PE]

Whiskey related promises?

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[matt267 PE]

It does typically take two.

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[Voomie]

But I've been an ******* for many years now. It warms my cold heart to see her progressing so nicely. 

Who said engineers don't have feelings.

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[DoctorWho-PE]

She has multiple molars coming through at once right now. 

So does my ten year old.  Maybe that is his excuse.  Or, maybe he is just lazy, like he says his mom is.  What really makes me mad is the 20 minutes of complaining that comes with the sub-5 minute chore.  And laundry - you would think that I wore three pair of his (or her) pants yesterday, just because I wanted them to put away more laundry.

 

[matt267 PE]

Whiskey related promises?

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No, I can get my own whiskey. It was more of a long term, nightly promise. 

 

[Ble_PE]

I'm glad it's finally Friday!