October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

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Someone has to clean the bathroom

 

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Someone has to do the dishes

 

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Who's that someone?

 

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Me

 

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Cleaning is the worst

 

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Gotta do laundry

 

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That'll be later

 

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Cause the laundry room is in the basement

 

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That's five stories down

 

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It's a long way to haul three loads

 

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And it costs $2.75 per load

 

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$1.75 to wash

 

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$1 to dry

 

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Someday I'll have my own washer

 

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And my own dryer

 

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And that day will be great

 

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I won't have to pay more money if the jeans are still a little damp

 

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I'll just have to restart the dryer

 

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No sweat 

 

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Apartments bum me out