October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[Ble_PE]

Do they offer specials on Black Friday?

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Do they offer specials on Black Friday?

They better if they're working in the garage.

 

[Ble_PE]

I ready for quittin' time.

 

[matt267 PE]

Hey, hey, hey. We have hookers at all our family events. You can't just go excluding family at family functions.

Pics?

 

[Ble_PE]

Sure.

 

[ruggercsc]

What does an engineer use for birth control?  Their personality.

 

[Ble_PE]

It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

What does an engineer use for birth control?  Their personality.

That hasn't worked for me.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?

Eating.

 

[Ble_PE]

I need a beer.

 

[frazil]

Shazaam!

 

[matt267 PE]

Is it over yet?

 

[NJmike PE]

Meh

 

[frazil]

Almost there

 

[TWJ PE]

Stack it deep spam.

 

[akwooly]

Now it's dinner time

 

[akwooly]

7 minutes ago, Ble_PE said: Do they offer specials on Black Friday?

They better if they're working in the garage.

I have a couch in my garage.

 

[SE_FL]

New hire, recent college grad, left his calculator in my office during a project review. I promptly put said calculator in the freezer and left for the rest of the day.

 

[SE_FL]

I wonder if he ever found it.

 

[SE_FL]

I'm not your mom, don't leave your stuff in my office.