October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[thekzieg]

I don't know what to spam about

 

[thekzieg]

Hubs is taking to companies in Wisconsin

 

[thekzieg]

Not sure how I feel about Wisconsin

 

[thekzieg]

On the one hand, I love cheese

 

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On the other hand, is the Midwest and I can get cheese here

 

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But it's way cheaper to live there

 

[thekzieg]

But Seattle has mountains and the sound

 

[thekzieg]

But we could never buy a house here

 

[thekzieg]

But I like all our friends

 

[thekzieg]

But strangers aren't friendly

 

[thekzieg]

It would be way more expensive to fly anywhere to visit family

 

[thekzieg]

But we wouldn't get unexpected drop in trips

 

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But when we did visit it'd have to be for longer trips

 

[thekzieg]

But I'd be way more stylish than everyone

 

[thekzieg]

But they'd probably all **** talk me for it

 

[thekzieg]

Bottom line, if they made him a decent offer we'd move

 

[thekzieg]

But then I'd for sure get to get a cat (probably)

 

[thekzieg]

Hubs is cooking and I keep hearing "oh ****"

 

[thekzieg]

Here's hoping everything turns out OK...

 

[thekzieg]

He's making Chili Verdes