October 2015 Spamfest

[itinerant]

This is true. Hopefully she'll get a big fat raise which she can use to fill the house with cats.

Now this is not true. This is over optimism. 

 

[matt267 PE]

Don't be a buzz kill. People will start calling you "Mike."

 

[itinerant]

Been there, done that buddy. 

 

[matt267 PE]

I thought your name was Red John, didn't realize it was Mike.

 

[thekzieg]

You've made people call you Mike before?

 

[itinerant]

No I am talking about getting a PE and a raise after that. 

 

[matt267 PE]

Whatever you say Mike.

 

[thekzieg]

It's cool if I make microwave popcorn at work, right?

 

[matt267 PE]

It's cool if I make microwave popcorn at work, right?

Hell yeah.

 

[matt267 PE]

Make sure you leave it in for about 30 seconds too long.

 

[thekzieg]

Good call. It'll get the fish smell out of the microwave quite nicely.

 

[NJmike PE]

Make sure you leave it in for about 30 seconds too long.

but don't leave it in for too long.....

 

[thekzieg]

You don't want to come visit me?

 

[matt267 PE]

You don't want to come visit me?

You don't want that.

 

[NJmike PE]

Mike checks in, but he doesn't check out

 

[thekzieg]

The building would probably burn down before you got here anyway.

 

[itinerant]

Well...Am I the new Mike ? 

 

[matt267 PE]

Well...Am I the new Mike ? 

Yup.

 

[thekzieg]

Mikey the random spammer.

 

[itinerant]

Oh man !!! Can I change the rules ?