October 2015 Spamfest

[matt267 PE]

and lives in it, down by the river

I would only have a sliver.

 

[P-E]

I wood if I had a liver 

 

[matt267 PE]

No liver? The thought makes me shiver.

 

[P-E]

Your prose makes me quiver 

 

[matt267 PE]

I'm glad I could deliver.

 

[P-E]

That's what I should give her. 

 

[matt267 PE]

She would love it if it were covered in fur.

 

[P-E]

Way better than gold frankincense and myrrh

 

[matt267 PE]

All good things to find under the fir.

 

[P-E]

I'm bound to make a blunder for sure

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Almost quitting time!!

 

[matt267 PE]

Thanks for killing the rhyme.

 

[NJmike PE]

where's Candy?

 

[itinerant]

What ?

 

[matt267 PE]

where's Candy?

Candy doesn't love you anymore. You need to move on.

 

[NJmike PE]

*****.

 

[itinerant]

*****.

Well, move on Mike. Ban her the next time. 

 

[matt267 PE]

Yeah, she said it was your dirty mouth.

 

[itinerant]

Yeah, she said it was your dirty mouth.

Not important. She doesn't like Mike. 

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

She is hot