This is from a post from the last time examinees were waiting. A bit of humor to break up the torture. The original I got was between an Architect and Engineer. It was floating around email a few years back. Anyway, I modified this for our current situation.. Enjoy
THE WAIT:
NCEES: You want answers?
ENGINEER: I think I'm entitled to them.
NCEES: You want answers?!
Engineer: I want the truth!
NCEES: You can't HANDLE the truth!!
Son, we live in a world that has an exam administered twice a year.
And that exam has to be sorted, graded, compiled, emailed and in some states even MAILED! Who's gonna sort through those results while fielding calls from impatient ENGINEERS? You? You, MR. Examinee? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
You weep for LOST WEEKENDS and you curse the delay in processing.
You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that THOSE EXAMS, while tricky, probably saved lives.
And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...
You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't post about on EB.com, you WANT me on that Board.
You NEED me on that Board.
You use words like DESIGN, CODE, ANALYSIS...
you use these words as the backbone to a life spent providing Engineering to the Public.
I use 'em as a punchline at the water-cooler.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my delay to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very licensure process which I provide,
then questions the manner in which I provide it!
I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way.
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a a calculator and NCEES study guide and start preparing for the Re-EXAM.
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
NCEES: Did you take the pencil from the exam room, AND call 10 times for results since Junce 1st?
Engineer: (quietly) I took the exam you administered.
NCEES: Did you take the PENCIL from the EXAM ROOM and call 10 times for results since June 1st?!!
Engineer: You're goddamn right I did!
THE END