Kids of EB

[MA_PE]

so he's a compulsive liar?

j/k. that's cute.

 

[Master slacker]

If you ask minisnick if he knows something he very confidently says yes...then you ask him to tell you the answer and he smiles gets all shy and says i don't know.

Mini MS#1 is just the opposite.

MS: Did you play tennis today?

Mini MS#1: I don't know.

<long pause>

Mini MS#1: Yeah.

 

[NJmike PE]

If you ask minisnick if he knows something he very confidently says yes...then you ask him to tell you the answer and he smiles gets all shy and says i don't know.

Mini MS#1 is just the opposite.

MS: Did you play tennis today?

Mini MS#1: I don't know.

<long pause>

Mini MS#1: Yeah.

this

NJM: what did you do today?

NJ1: nothing.

NJM: so you didn't do anything?

NJ1: yes.

NJM: so you just sat at home and stared at the wall?

NJ1: yes.

NJM: very well. carry on.

 

[ventilator]

If you ask minisnick if he knows something he very confidently says yes...then you ask him to tell you the answer and he smiles gets all shy and says i don't know.

Mini MS#1 is just the opposite.

MS: Did you play tennis today?

Mini MS#1: I don't know.

<long pause>

Mini MS#1: Yeah.

this

NJM: what did you do today?

NJ1: nothing.

NJM: so you didn't do anything?

NJ1: yes.

NJM: so you just sat at home and stared at the wall?

NJ1: yes.

NJM: very well. carry on.

My youngest kid picks either yes or no, just seems to depend on they day, and answer what ever you ask him with it.

did you get to play outside at school?: yes

did you have to stay inside: yes

did they lock you in a closet: yes

and that will continue until I start laughing as I increase the absurdity of the questions.

My 5 year old, who thinks she is 15 gives some sarcastic answer with an eye roll. I think she is going to be a massive handful when she actually reaches the teenage years.

 

[NJmike PE]

My 5 year old, who thinks she is 15 gives some sarcastic answer with an eye roll. I think she is going to be a massive handful when she actually reaches the teenage years.

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

 

[matt267 PE]

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

I have an insulated room with no windows in the basement for pre-date interviews.

 

[NJmike PE]

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

I have an insulated room with no windows in the basement for pre-date interviews.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgyZ7yb2mmI

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Or this:

>http://youtu.be/x4pIJtt48g4

 

[YMZ PE]

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

I believe the quality of boys she dates will be directly proportional to how you treated girls when you were her age. So no problem, right?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My 5 year old, who thinks she is 15 gives some sarcastic answer with an eye roll. I think she is going to be a massive handful when she actually reaches the teenage years.

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

You only really need a good shotgun. It's better to be really good with one gun than it is to be barely familiar with a bunch of them.

 

[snickerd3]

so minisnick has never really driven any motorized transport that wasn't attached to a rail. While at his BBF house last night they broke out the little kid 12V john deere gator power wheel thing. The two boys were taking turns driving and minisnick had a horrible time of if when his friend actually let him drive....apparent minisnick was driving too slow. He also clipped the row of lawn chairs (no one was sitting in them). Heaven help the day he gets a license

 

[NJmike PE]

Mine is 4 and is already doing this. She also likes to tell me that she is going to start dating boys and I can't stop her. I need to buy many guns

I believe the quality of boys she dates will be directly proportional to how you treated girls when you were her age. So no problem, right?

Thank God I didn't date until after high school

 

[kevo_55]

Today is mini-kevo's 3rd birthday.

Time really does fly by these days.

 

[NJmike PE]

Today is mini-kevo's 3rd birthday.

Time really does fly by these days.

happy birthday to mini kevo

 

[Lumber Jim]

Today is mini-kevo's 3rd birthday.

Time really does fly by these days.

QFT

before you know it they're graduating from kindergarten...

 

[MA_PE]

^or college. Younger son graduates this weekend. Happy bday mini kevo

 

[snickerd3]

I got an All about Mom artsy thing for mothers day that minisnick made as school. One side he had to answer questions about me then other is a drawing of me that he made.

A couple of the best answers...

My mom is 5 years old.

My mom is really good at painting Daddy's walls so we can't see the green.

 

[snickerd3]

minisnick's last day of school...although it is going to be a day of fun stuff and no learning. There are going to be bounce houses and other activities.

 

[MA_PE]

Make sure the bounce house is securely anchored to the ground

http://www.local10.com/news/boys-injured-when-bounce-house-flies-away/25954532

 

[ventilator]

Giving my 3yr old son a bath, he picks up an Aerial toy and says she is his favorite princess. I said why because of her red hair? He says yes, and her boobies.

I think this one is going to be trouble.