KFC Replaces Sandwich Buns with Chicken Breasts

[Capt Worley PE]

( USA TODAY) - KFC is putting its chicken where its buns were.
Tuesday, the nation's largest chicken fast-food chain announced plans to nationally roll out a breadless chicken sandwich that uses two boneless chicken fillets as the bun - then squeezes two pieces of bacon, two slices of cheese and some sauce in between.

Drooling yet? You'll have to wait a few days. The $5 sandwich, dubbed the Double Down, will be available at all KFCs on April 12.

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=85890

 

[Supe]

This sounds healthy.

I do believe I'm going to start sandwiching my cheeseburgers between two ribwiches.

 

[roadwreck]

 

[Ble_PE]

^It's actually not too bad compared to other fast food burgers. I think the original recipe has about 500 calories or so and the grilled is a little less than that. That's about the same as a Big Mac. I doubt I'll get one, but then again I don't eat fast food that often.

 

[MA_PE]

mmmm breasts.

 

[Ble_PE]

mmmm breasts.

with bacon. mmmmmmm.

 

[mizzoueng]

Didn't they try rolling this out last summer? I remember seeing it on tv when I was in Columbus, NE. Maybe that was one of the test markets, but I have seen this before.

Either way, it looks really good but I can feel my heart skipping beats just thinking about it.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Damn. I wish I could unsee that.

 

[benbo]

I think my cholesterol went up 20% just looking at the picture.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

They should dip that whole thing in batter and fry it again. In for a penny, in for a pound.

 

[MA_PE]

Damn. I wish I could unsee that.

'cause now you're gonna have to pick one up on the way home tonight. aren't you.

 

[roadwreck]

does a picture of the actual product look more or less appetizing than the promotional marketing photo?

To me the promotional photo looks like two McDonalds hashbrowns surrounding bacon and cheese. Maybe McDonalds should market that as their new breakfast sandwich.

 

[TouchDown]

Three words.

Finger lickin' good.

 

[csb]

Because while putting stuff between two breasts sounds like a good idea, sometimes the reality is far from the fantasy

 

[snickerd3]

does a picture of the actual product look more or less appetizing than the promotional marketing photo?

To me the promotional photo looks like two McDonalds hashbrowns surrounding bacon and cheese. Maybe McDonalds should market that as their new breakfast sandwich.

less appeallin, cuz it looks like you now need a bun to make it less messy.

 

[Supe]

The kicker is that based on how big this "sandwich" looks, I'd probably still be hungry afterwards.

 

[Chucktown PE]

mmmm breasts.

with bacon. mmmmmmm.

Wasn't there a demotivational poster to that effect at some point. I just remember a raw bacon bra.

 

[MA_PE]

mmmm breasts.

with bacon. mmmmmmm.

Wasn't there a demotivational poster to that effect at some point. I just remember a raw bacon bra.

and how is that demotivational? it wasn't on csb's model.

 

[Chucktown PE]

mmmm breasts.

with bacon. mmmmmmm.

Wasn't there a demotivational poster to that effect at some point. I just remember a raw bacon bra.

and how is that demotivational? it wasn't on csb's model.

I don't know, raw bacon draped over boobs just doesn't do much for me. If it were cooked that'd be one thing, but raw is just unsanitary.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Damn. I wish I could unsee that.

'cause now you're gonna have to pick one up on the way home tonight. aren't you.

Hello, have you seen my lipid counts lately?

I need a fuckin' abacus to tally that one.