Idiot in a Tree

[thekzieg]

It seems that the reporters on the livestream are going for an Pulitzer.

Right? I had to turn off the sound. It's like amateur hour out there. 

 

[kevo_55]

I know.

Still, I might keep it on low. I have a feeling that the dude is going to be removed from the tree in the next few hours.

 

[thekzieg]

My live feed stopped working! What am I going to do now...work?!?

 

[kevo_55]

You're missing the guy in a rainbow coat and his goat!!

 

[thekzieg]

Phew. I got it back. That was close. 

 

[thekzieg]

Rainbow Coat Guy! He must have come down from under the interstate just for this.

Also, why can't they figure out how to get their sound broadcasting properly??

 

[kevo_55]

Don't know.

They are right though. Their Vodcast is a circus.

 

[thekzieg]

Cameraman is good at his job. 

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[thekzieg]

I hope it's actually Bear Grylls up there and this is his new show Man vs. Tree.

 

[kevo_55]

LOL. He just mooned everyone.

 

[matt267 PE]

WTH is going on now?

 

[kevo_55]

He's out of the tree but not in custody?

 

[thekzieg]

So the police and fire departments have had 24 hours to formulate a plan for when he comes down from the tree, and what they came up with is to do nothing?

 

[knight1fox3]

What exactly would a place like Seattle, WA charge him with?

 

[thekzieg]

Man, I was really hoping he'd just scramble back up into the tree when the police approached him.

 

[knight1fox3]

Man, I was really hoping he'd just scramble back up into the tree when the police approached him.

Get back to work slacker!

 

[thekzieg]

Get back to work slacker!

Yes, boss. Right after lunch.

 

[mudpuppy]

So what happened? (Don't leave us "hanging")

 

[matt267 PE]

Now that he's gone, is the village going to get a replacement?

 

[thekzieg]

So what happened? (Don't leave us "hanging")

Oh, he climbed down as if it was no big deal and proceeded to eat some of the fruit that he had been chucking at police the day before. The policemen and firemen who had been waiting for 24 hours for this guy to descend seemed taken by surprise that he was actually down, and waited a good 5 minutes before actually approaching him. They brought over a gurney and dude willingly lay down on it and was carted off to some hospital for care and evaluation. 

Now that he's gone, is the village going to get a replacement?

There's never a shortage of crazy people in this area...I'm sure we'll have a replacement soon!