I Got 999 First World Problems

[YMZ PE]

Post your trivial first world problems until we hit 1k.

My first first world problem: brainstorming spamfest ideas with Knightfox for weeks and coming up with nothing. Oh wait...

 

[Dleg]

Sorry, I only have third world problems.

 

[Supe]

My office chair is uncomfortable.

I can't get the color and contrast of my left monitor to match my right monitor.

My iPhone's graphics stutter a bit on some games when there are a lot of programs open at the same time.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I'm fighting a nasty slice on the golf course.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

My electric bill is too high.

 

[Master slacker]

I need to restart my computer once per week because it starts to slow down a bit.

 

[Supe]

The adhesive for the binding on my graph paper isn't as secure as I'd like.

 

[Ble_PE]

My coffee wasn't hot enough this morning.

 

[Supe]

My coffee was Hazelnut when I really wanted their French Vanilla.

 

[Flyer_PE]

It took two attempts to electronically file a flight plan.

 

[kevo_55]

I need to wait until Saturday for beer fest.

 

[goodal]

My office chair has started catching at various points when I lean back.

Oh and I still haven't sold my house.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I have to walk across the hall to pick up something I printed.

 

[MGX]

I need an adapter to hook my Xbox up via HDMI. It's slightly blurry using component cable.

 

[Master slacker]

I'm eating breakfast 20 minutes later than usual this morning.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I can't decide which books to purchase of Amazon.

 

[goodal]

I'm bored.

 

[YMZ PE]

I have to prepare for an interview for a position I don't want, so I can use it as leverage to get a promotion.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My neighbor is complaining that my new trees block her "view" of the mountains.

 

[Master slacker]

I did that and my employer thought I was bluffing. Too bad for them that I wasn't.

Someone stole my orange, dry-erase marker.