How to Gracefully Leave Company

[wongdaisiu]

Yes, nobody is replaceable. However, with you leaving, how big of a crater will you leave behind? Personally, I'm hoping to leave them 6 months to one year behind where they are scrambling to find out where to place my workload. I'm also hoping by the time I leave, I will be working on several big projects halfway and they will need to see when to fit in knowledge transfer sessions with multiple engineers.

I'm not angry.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

However, with you leaving, how big of a crater will you leave behind?

Nuke it to glass, tie fatback to your feet, and go skating.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Go out to a sleazy strip club (the kind where you can get a happy ending for enough money) with your boss and a VP, one last night out before moving on. Get them real liquored up, and when they start fooling around with the working gals, or better yet each other, discreetly take a few pics from your phone.

The next day, while they are getting through the morning hungover and piecing together what happened that night, Show 'em a few pics of how much fun you had.

Severance package problem solved!

 

[wongdaisiu]

Sorry...meant to say, everybody is replaceable.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Will there be ramen noodles with the high dollar scotch?