Generate a meme and post it here thread

[Audi Driver P.E.]

The only rule is, you have to be the one to generate it. I believe this to be the first one I ever made, back when arguments were still solved via meme.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I suggested the game.

I wanted to start it, but I ran out of time.

 

[Booo]

So, how do we play it?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

You have to state one truth about yourself and one lie about yourself in your post.

You also have to do 50 jumping jacks if you don’t.

 

[Booo]

I now get the idea.

Jumping jacks are my favorite activity.

 

[Manimani]

I'll bite.

I passed the PE

I failed the PE

?????

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

I get this game now.

I still don't get this game now.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I passed the PE

I failed the PE

You're going to be under a lot of stress. It'll be over tomorrow.

 

[Manimani]

You're going to be under a lot of stress. It'll be over tomorrow.

I see what you did there.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I never use google at work.

I do tons of software development.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I see what you did there.

I never troll. I'm here to help.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

One of these sentences is a lie.

The other is not.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I once seriously considered a professional career in music.

I once seriously considered being a professional athlete.

 

[Booo]

My work life balance is great.

My pay is great.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

My work life balance is great. I am underpaid.

 

[Booo]

You have a nice job.

You have a sucky job.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Yeah it's a good deal, and my favorite football team is the cowboys.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I have a great work/life balance. I have not received a raise for getting my P.E. license.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'm exhausted, but ready to take on work this week!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I can barely stay awake. I did not get a raise for getting my P.E. license.