First one to 10K wins...

[Road Guy]

so that's basically masturbating while your arms is asleep?

TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

The things you all can come up with!

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

We don't invent it, we just help spread the good work of the Urban Dictionary.

 

[knight1fox3]

Popsicles Jello shots...it's what's for lunch...and dinner...and breakfast tomorrow.

Fixt. Also more conducive to a speedy recovery.

 

[Dleg]

I'm lost.

 

[matt267 PE]

so that's basically masturbating while your arms is asleep?

TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not top

 

[Road Guy]

 

[matt267 PE]

Don't make me get all butthurt

 

[Road Guy]

I just altered the deal....

 

[matt267 PE]

Cooking dinner after fighting my daughter over homework.

I wish I was at work.

 

[P-E]

I wish I was at the bar.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Popsicles Jello shots...it's what's for lunch...and dinner...and breakfast tomorrow.

Fixt. Also more conducive to a speedy recovery.

Being that I've had absolutely no pain meds whatsoever....that is very tempting!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Cooking dinner after fighting my daughter over homework.

I wish I was at work.

I relate to this! Oh how I relate!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Who's having a salad?View attachment 6865

 

[matt267 PE]

Chocolate covered bacon! It's real, you should look it up.

 

[blybrook PE]

I saw it at the fair this year. They even had a fried version

 

[matt267 PE]

+1for chocolate bacon

 

[NJmike PE]

Who's having a salad?

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad

(sorry matt)

 

[engineergurl]

I love chocolate covered bacon... looking...it's almost Christmas! Chocolate covered potato chips!!!!

 

[blybrook PE]

NJ's playing on urban dictionary cause he's in trouble with the wife over a failed celebration...