First one to 10K wins...

[csb]

Looking to lose some weight, but not some teeth?

EDIT: :bananalama:

 

[NJmike PE]

cocaine is the weigh to go

 

[engineergurl]

two more days then a 4 day weekend

 

[engineergurl]

Ram- do you play cricket?

 

[blybrook PE]

Another fer da cause...

 

[engineergurl]

sometimes I just feel like a mime stuck in a glass box

 

[blybrook PE]

Lunch time yet???

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

already ate it an hour ago.

now I sound like an east coaster. dammit

 

[blybrook PE]

Well you do live further East than I do...

 

[engineergurl]

I was just invited to a 4:00 meeting... grrrr....

 

[csb]

HELL TO THE NO

 

[engineergurl]

from the boss, who is the type to question why if I responded no... and I'm sure that "I want to go home on time" isn't a valid excuse for him

 

[csb]

I've started to give my boss "the look" when I'm held after. Like Monday, when I left 75 minutes late.

 

[engineergurl]

my respect level is shrinking proportionately to antics like this pulled

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I need to pick my kids up from school. Your argument is invalid. When the boss gets cranky, I ask if he is going to pay me more to cover the late fee. When he says no, I say see you tomorrow.

 

[engineergurl]

I have no kids...

and then I go to his office and he tells me to come back in 5 minutes...

 

[csb]

I give him a guilt trip about needing to have other people get my kid.

 

[engineergurl]

I have no kids...

just told to come back in another 5 min

 

[engineergurl]

I'm not going to go back. I will sit here for 7 more minutes and then I am leaving.

 

[blybrook PE]

Head to the crapper in 5 min, then go home...