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Spam shark

 

[Road Guy]

Droids don't rip your arms off when you lose

 

[NJmike PE]

I could use another beer

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I could use a first beer

 

[NJmike PE]

Never too late to start

 

[NJmike PE]

Just been banished to the couch again.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Have nowhere to get a beer now. Why banishment? Did you fart?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Did you drop crumbs on the sheets?

 

[NJmike PE]

Wife wants to sleep. I'm wide awake. Couch it is.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Try to get frisky without giving her whiskey?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Got it

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I'm in the couch too but it's because I'm awake AND I snore too.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Kind of looking forward to snow this year

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Guess Mike is gone

 

[NJmike PE]

Better off anyway. Would've eventually gotten the **** kicked out of me for snoring

 

[NJmike PE]

I'm here

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Pshaw! Now that he's gone I can talk bad about him.

 

[NJmike PE]

I'll say I'm looking forward to the first snow.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Dammit

 

[NJmike PE]

After that the snow can Piss off