First one to 10K wins...

[engineergurl]

got a full tank of gas and the money out the mattress

 

[engineergurl]

stomp your feet start clappin

 

[engineergurl]

somethin bad

 

[engineergurl]

I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors

 

[engineergurl]

holy crap they got a touch down?

 

[engineergurl]

even when you fall apart

 

[akwooly]

Wine drunk

 

[engineergurl]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

 

[engineergurl]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjloX_EvYiI

LOVE.... LOVE will keep us together

 

[Dleg]

You wanna know what's worse than sitting through an all-day board meeting just to give a 5-min update?

Sitting through an all-day board meeting, and then having the board decide to table your 5-minute update report until the next all-day board meeting.

Fuck. There goes 25% of my work week, down the toilet.

 

[engineergurl]

I'm born to hand jive baby

 

[engineergurl]

holdin on to one another's hand

 

[engineergurl]

then you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground and then you say

I think we're alone now

 

[engineergurl]

the beating of our hearts is the only sound

I think we're alone now

 

[engineergurl]

holy moly don't tell my hubby but the bears are getting their butts kicked

 

[engineergurl]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IivGqwQvdCI

 

[engineergurl]

It was only in my dreams

 

[engineergurl]

ha ha,,, kf there's your sax man

 

[engineergurl]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

 

[engineergurl]

I think we're alone now