Engineering pun!

[tj_PE]

There are so many meanings for our engineering terminology! Have pun! 

 

[NJmike PE]

This is a gneiss addition.

 

[tj_PE]

What did the column say to the beam?

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[thekzieg]

What did the column say to the beam?



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I support you

 

[Ultrafault]

I am so good at digital communications I eat serial for breakfast.

 

[Ultrafault]

Our power grid is so prone to explosions we get all of our transformers from Michael Bay.

 

[Ultrafault]

I misunderstood my signal processing homework and remoldled my foyer.

 

[tj_PE]

Lol!

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[Audi Driver P.E.]

Lol!

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Where's the pun in that?

 

[Dleg]

I remember my senior ME project, building a solar powered car.  My roommate got assigned to the project management group.  I was sent to drivetrain. I got the shaft.

 

[tj_PE]

Did you hear about the company that sells elastomeric insulators? Their motto is "resistance is butyl"

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[tj_PE]

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar

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[tj_PE]

Followed by batman.

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[tj_PE]

Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

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[tj_PE]

He had more degrees

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[tj_PE]

@thejen you're famous.

 

[P-E]

That peckerhead has a short circuit. 

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

"Hot tap" is my personal favorite.

 

[Master slacker]

I've never met a civil engineer

 

[tj_PE]

"Hot tap" is my personal favorite.

What is a hot tap? 

Also, do you tape squares, or are you an extrusion of a square, with a taper? I've been wondering this for more than a minute.