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This was yesterday's column. I'm raising the flag. :BS: I just don't think it's possible that anyone could do that/get away with it.

HUSBAND REMAINS IN THE DARK ABOUT WIFE'S NIGHTTIME VISITOR

DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.

My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.

The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build.

I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.)

How do I handle this? -- ENRAGED IN ROCHESTER, N.Y.

DEAR ENRAGED: While you and your brothers may have a strong family resemblance, I find it hard to believe that you all smell, taste and make love like clones. So please do not accept as gospel that your wife didn't have an inkling that it wasn't you. As to who actually crept into her bed in your absence, if your brothers won't reveal who the guilty party is, then they're all equally guilty, and I wouldn't blame you for severing ties with them.

It's time to have a serious chat with your wife and get chapter and verse on what happened that night. Then she should be tested for STDs and treated if necessary.

It is possible for a couple to get past something like this, if you're both willing to work at it. The shortest route would be with the help of a licensed family therapist.

 
Was she boozed up? Was there some sort of ether envolved?

Very crazy and unrealistic story indeed.

 
When one of my nieces was 3 years old, I was baby-sitting. She woke up in the middle of the night and I went and picked her up out of her bed without turning the light on. My sister and I are very close in size and build, but the child knew the difference. When I first picked her up, she quieted immediately, but that only lasted a few seconds. She realized that I was not her mother and started crying again. So, I can't imagine that a wife would not recognize that the man in bed was not her husband.

 
I think someone just made up a story to send in. I think that happens fairly regularly.

 
It was not one of his brothers... it was his father... thom thom thaaaaa

I say the story is not true. No way.

 
I read someone write in to an advice columnist that he was married but seducing and having *** with on average 13 different women a week. He claimed they were all beautiful and well educated. And he was married, and still having *** with his wife as well, and holding down a job (although he was having difficulty with the job - that was his main complaint).

I know all about Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain and everything, but I don't even see how this is logistically possible for a normal guy.

And I don't believe the original story here either.

 
You read Dear Abby, don't you???
That's where I read it :D
due credit was given to Abby. OP opens with

This was yesterday's column
and the first words are
DEAR ABBY
. I didn't think I needed to be more explicit.
Actually, that's why I posted it in the first place. Supposedly, Abby is legit and doesn't make up the letters, I figured this one would be flagged as BS right away, but apparently Abby decided to go to print.

 
due credit was given to Abby. OP opens with and the first words are . I didn't think I needed to be more explicit.
Actually, that's why I posted it in the first place. Supposedly, Abby is legit and doesn't make up the letters, I figured this one would be flagged as BS right away, but apparently Abby decided to go to print.
Maybe she thought this was the most realistic of the all of the BS letters she had received???

 
When I was fifteeen, a buddy of mine got his letter published in Dear Abby. It was along a similar vein (so to speak). We laughed about it for a long while.

 
Maybe she thought this was the most realistic of the all of the BS letters she had received???

Maybe "she" believes it, because it is her own story?

I say "she" because I am pretty sure that the real Abby is long gone, and the column is written by several different people now.

DEAR READERS:
Last night I went camping with a good friend of my husband's. Everything seemed fine, we had a few glasses of wine around the campfire, but then everything went kind of fuzzy, and I can't remember anything until I woke up this morning. The problem is, when I awoke I became acutely aware of a throbbing pain in my anus, which seemed to be coated with vaseline, or some other lubricant. My husband's friend said nothing happened, but he had an unusually wide smile all morning. Well, long story short, I decided that it's best not to tell my husband any of this. What would you do?

ABBY


DEAR ABBY:
Wanno go campin'?

READER
 
The original Abby retired. The column is now written by her daughter. I wonder what will happen when her daughter retires? Maybe this question belongs in "Random Thoughts".

 
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Unless I'm mistaken, Ann Landers and Abby were twin sisters. Maybe the true story is that Abby snuck in and "did the deed" with Ann's husband.

 
Unless I'm mistaken, Ann Landers and Abby were twin sisters. Maybe the true story is that Abby snuck in and "did the deed" with Ann's husband.

 

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