Dear Road Guy [advice thread - careers, love, relatives, you name it]

[Dleg]

Dear Road Guy,

My wife has a work problem. She recently got a new boss, who is an extreme micromanager, and sends her angry e-mails on a daily basis, for example asking her why she has assigned certain staff to a task, and scolding her for not giving credit to her during speaking events, etc. The problem is my wife is now threatening to quit, and this would not be a good thing for the family finances.

What advice would you give her?

-- Messed Up in the Marianas

 

[Road Guy]

I believe in direct confrontation whenever possible. Have her wait until she gets the next micro managing email, when that happens, and this is important, print out the email. Once it has been printed out, write in red lipstick "I am working on it asshole!"

March down the hall into the boss's desk and slam it down on his desk and yell "Jerk" very loud me then turn and walk out the door,preferable slamming the door on the way out....

 

[NJmike PE]

Don't forget to have her find a way to accuse him of sexual harassment

 

[Dleg]

I believe in direct confrontation whenever possible. Have her wait until she gets the next micro managing email, when that happens, and this is important, print out the email. Once it has been printed out, write in red lipstick "I am working on it asshole!"

March down the hall into the boss's desk and slam it down on his desk and yell "Jerk" very loud me then turn and walk out the door,preferable slamming the door on the way out....

Thank you Road Guy! I will pass this advice along, and let you know what happens!

 

[csb]

Dear Road Guy,

A friend commutes over three hours a day to a crappy city job. He drives to his home in another state, which taxes his income. His wife works from home. He's reached the end of his rope. What advice should I give him?

Signed,

WhyLive in the PeoplesRepublic

 

[Road Guy]

Back the fuck up! Are you mother fucking telling me that some dumb motherfucker drives 3 hours each day to mother fucking Boukder? Unless he is making god damn $200,000 a year he needs to find his self a god damned job where he lives. Or he needs to up and move closer to fucking boulder?

Shit you can live in weld county and it still look like fucking Wyoming!

Bitch ass probably don't know how to jive talk anyway....

 

[Dleg]

Now THERE's some advice.

 

[T_McK_PE]

Dear Road Guy,

I know a guy who was once a member of a message board, he got banned because of a personality disagreement with an administrator. What should I do?

Banned no longer in effect apparently in Orlando

 

[Road Guy]

Tom

Go to Walgreens and buy either some icey hot, Bengay, etc...

Rub it all over your hands..

Go to the sears catalog and start jerking your self as fast as you can....

That should do it!

Asswipe----

 

[csb]

Dear Road Guy,

Last year I got drunk in an epic fashion during our local rodeo. Now my friends want to do it again at my house. Is my liver recovered from last year?

Cowboy up,

csb

 

[knight1fox3]

opcorn:

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Your liver was bad, it should be punished.

BTW, make sure the batteries in the camera are charged...

 

[knight1fox3]

BTW, make sure the batteries in the camera are charged...

You know, for science...

 

[Krakosky]

Do you still have your boot from Vegas?

 

[MetsFan]

Do you still have your boot from Vegas?

Krak! Good to see you, haven't really seen anybody else from our crew.

 

[csb]

BTW, make sure the batteries in the camera are charged...

You know, for science...

 

[Krakosky]

Do you still have your boot from Vegas?

Krak! Good to see you, haven't really seen anybody else from our crew.

Good to see that you're still around too.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

BTW, make sure the batteries in the camera are charged...

You know, for science...

I don't think you're capable of treating a cake in such a way.

 

[Road Guy]

CSB,

I have been pondering this question most of the day, and I think you should get totally pants down bombed out of your mind at the rodeo (whatever that is). However I also say give your liver a break and do acid instead. If acid is not available, heroin will suffice as an alternate. This way you can enjoy yourself, not let your friends down, and also give your drinking organs a break.

Have Fun,

RG

 

[csb]

Thanks, RG!