Christmas Vacation Mishaps

[thekzieg]

We've been at my brothers house for about 28 hours and I've managed to break the shower head and the baby gate. I'm a menace, and I'll probably never be welcomed back. 

 

[matt267 PE]

Is the next step in your plan to get sloppy drunk and throw up on the neighbors front step? That might help seal the deal to being the family outcast. Not a bad place to be if you ask me.

 

[P-E]

We've been at my brothers house for about 28 hours and I've managed to break the shower head and the baby gate. I'm a menace, and I'll probably never be welcomed back. 

You defeated the baby gate.   Well done. 

 

[thekzieg]

Is the next step in your plan to get sloppy drunk and throw up on the neighbors front step? That might help seal the deal to being the family outcast. Not a bad place to be if you ask me.

True, family outcast would solve the whole  "whose family gets what holiday" dilemma. Sounds like I have my goal for the day. 

 

[Road Guy]

Did you bring your Rottweiler dog and let it nose through the trash and hack up a bone under the table during Christmas dinner?

LOL,

We are not seeing any extended family this Christmas! humbug!!!!!

 

[thekzieg]

That's the way to do it, RG

 

[Road Guy]

So if your son was a senior in high school and his girlfriend was preggers (and a junior in high school) would your family christmas card consist of them the main feature of your christmas card with the "dad" holding the "moms" very pregnant belly?

Sometimes i am glad i dont aee these people anymore...

 

[thekzieg]

Woof. That's rough. 

 

[MA_PE]

RG:  Are these old friends from GA or new friends in CO?  It kinda works either way.  LOL

 

[Road Guy]

These are relatives from my moms side, actually from upstate New York, kind of a combination of blue-collar & white trash

 

[P-E]

I went to college in upstate NY.   There were a lot of strange people about. 

 

[Road Guy]

there are rednecks everywhere

 

[MA_PE]

So it appears.  I was thinking CO being more earthy crunchy as opposed to redneck.  LOL

 

[akwooly]

even in AK. lots of rednecks and whiskey tangos.

 

[FLBuff PE]

I took my girls sledding on Saturday, and a dude showed up with an old school metal saucer (like from the movie). I asked his daughter (teenager) if they brought the cooking spray...she gave me a blank look. Kids these days...smh. ldman:

 

[Road Guy]

Anyone else got snow for Christmas other than Alaska and Colorado?

 

[blybrook PE]

Snow is all North of me. Current yard situation:

Been like this for a couple weeks now. First time I haven't had a white Christmas while in AK!

 

[Road Guy]

That's definitely a mishap, we still have several inches in the backyard from last Tuesday snow. Prayers sent!

 

[frazil]

No snow here (VT). It's supposed to be 60 degrees tomorrow!

 

[MA_PE]

there saying it might be 69 degrees in Boston on Thursday.  I got my snow tires on though....just in case.