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Anybody ever hear The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and wonder who the h3ll tells "scary ghost stories" at Christmas time?

 
What about this Christmas song?

The moon is right

The spirit's up

We're here tonight

And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The party's on

The feelin's here

That only comes

This time of year

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The choir of children sing their song

Ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding, oh, oh

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The word is out

About the town

To lift a glass

Ah, don't look down

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The choir of children sing their song

They practiced all year long

Ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding dong

The party's on

The spirit's up

We're here tonight

And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

The moon is right

The spirit's up

We're here tonight

And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Oh, Christmas time
 
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Ok, I was listening to Sirius's "Holly" (100% x-mas music) channel this morning and I heard a song about Santa being stuck in a chimney.

The song went on to say that Santa basically died in the chimney and started to stink up the house.

Good thing mini-kevo can't understand that stuff yet.....

 
Ok, I was listening to Sirius's "Holly" (100% x-mas music) channel this morning and I heard a song about Santa being stuck in a chimney.

The song went on to say that Santa basically died in the chimney and started to stink up the house.

Good thing mini-kevo can't understand that stuff yet.....
"There's something in the chimney and we don't know what it is but it's been there since last Christmas."

To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"...."walking 'round in women's unerwear"

 
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I really hate Xmas music. Mrs. Dex and I put up our tree on Sunday night, and all I wanted to do was sit and watch the football game. The compromise, the game could be on, but the radio was to be set to Xmas music. I drank heavily that night...

 
no tree for us this year...the basement furniture is also in the living room so there is no room for the tree.

 
no tree for us this year....
We currently have 5 trees decorated (all real trees). 3 outside, 1 in the living room, and a 4' one in the kiddos play room. Mrs. Dex is currently trying to decide if she wants to pull the fake tree out of the basement and put it in our bedroom

 
Good heavens that is a lot of trees. Perhaps if we were home more that might be different. But we don't get home until 5, and go elsewhere for holidays...so it isn't worth the time and effort.

We have a santa countdown to christmas on the kitchen table...that will likely be the extent of the decorations this year

 
I really hate Xmas music. Mrs. Dex and I put up our tree on Sunday night, and all I wanted to do was sit and watch the football game. The compromise, the game could be on, but the radio was to be set to Xmas music. I drank heavily that night...
Maybe you're not listening to the right Christmas music...

Try "All I Want for Christmas" by My Chemical Romance. Not a fan of alternative? Try "Santa Claus is Back in Town" by Jonny Lang. Blues style in a big black Cadillac.

 
Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'

Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten

Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string

These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub

Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes

Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale

Jingle hell's bells

Ho Ho Ho

 
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