The Student Council felt "Empowerment" and "Leadership" flowing through their veins as they boldly passed a resolution to install at least one kleenex dispenser in every classroom. In other highlights, they determined that all the placemats would now be green and "Green", meaning produced with at least 20% post-recycled consumer product.
They all got free coffeee mugs for their hard work.
Later, three of the ladies would turn up impregnated from the after-party.