ASSMAN

[csb]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mans-request-vanity-plate-denied-last-name-cause-offense-110250548.html

For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times.

 

[Bot-Man]

I can think of worst last names to have. 

 

[Supe]

If I had Assman as a last name, I would compete in every sport imaginable that gives you a jersey/competition tee shirt to wear.

 

[csb]

If I had Assman as a last name, I would compete in every sport imaginable that gives you a jersey/competition tee shirt to wear.

You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name. 

 

[P-E]

You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name. 

Or bowel issues 

 

[Violator]

Niki Minaj?

 

[Supe]

You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name. 

Always looking for that elusive hard O  

 

[Exengineer]

Another unfortunate surname is that of Toronto Raptors coach Nick Nurse.  He must have had a lot of fun growing up with that name.