April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Aaaaaand top!

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[JHW 3d]

I hear you crying, and yet I do not feel compelled to comfort you.

 

[JHW 3d]

Go see your mother

 

[JHW 3d]

I swear if I have to get out of this chair, I’m gonna...

 

[JHW 3d]

Now look what you just made me do...

 

[JHW 3d]

Spilled my beer all over these fresh, only worn three days, khakis.

 

[JHW 3d]

You know I only do laundry on second Sundays.

 

[JHW 3d]

What the HELL?!

 

[JHW 3d]

Just stay over there in your crib and cry why don’t you. See if I care.

 

[JHW 3d]

You can have another bottle of milk in a few hours... what are we made of money?

 

[JHW 3d]

And I’m not coming within ten feet of you until your older brother wakes up from his nap and changes your stinky diaper.

 

[JHW 3d]

I said STOP crying.

 

[JHW 3d]

STOP!! Geez can’t you understand English?

 

[JHW 3d]

Ever since your mom left this morning you just won’t shut up. Seriously, I have a headache now.

 

[JHW 3d]

I don’t even know where that tramp went. She leaves for hours. Always comes back and showers right away. I guess she’s been working out. Ha, I haven’t done that in years. Old lady still thinks I’m a beefcake.

 

[JHW 3d]

I really need someone to bring me another beer.

 

[JHW 3d]

I really hope your brother wakes up soon. If he doesn’t, that’s really selfish. I’m going to have to teach him a lesson. Maybe slap him around a little bit.

 

[JHW 3d]

Another car chase on tv. I love this shit. I could watch this all day. Man that’s a great idea for a show. If this disability insurance ever craps out and they find out I’m fine, maybe I’ll start my own tv show. 24-7 car chases. There will be prizes and what not. Oh man... yawn. Or maybe I’ll just get one of my friends to do it. I really just want to watch it. Sounds like way too much work.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Aaaaaand top!

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This. This is an acceptable post.

 

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Bedtime SPAM.