April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs

Hash it out, compile it around,

117 bugs in the code

Or if you're petroleum, "pluggin' work."

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

FML

I know that feel, bro

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Or if you're petroleum, "pluggin' work."

Or if you’re industrial,

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...I got nothing.

 

[Booo]

Or if you’re industrial,

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...I got nothing.

"fakin" work ????

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

"fakin" work ????

Perfect.

 

[preeb]

I feel attacked (My undergrad was ISE)

I remember we joked that ISE stood for "I Suck at Engineering"

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I feel attacked (My undergrad was ISE)

Hey man, all in good fun. I actually know nothing about what IE actually entails. Any insight?

 

[Booo]

I feel attacked (My undergrad was ISE)

I remember we joked that ISE stood for "I Suck at Engineering"

Then maybe you can suggest a better one

 

[preeb]

Got a job related to Mechanical, so I'm doing that now.

But yea it was mostly Project Management, optimization and a lot of statistics. Undergrad was a bit of all the other disciplines plus statistical modelling and manufacturing plant optimization. The concept of "continuous improvement" was driven into our skulls.

So for Industrial: "KAIZEN WORK"

 

[preeb]

Disclaimer: I'm not actually offended. We Industrials are used to the ribbing from the other disciplines!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Disclaimer: I'm not actually offended. We Industrials are used to the ribbing from the other disciplines!

It’s okay, software engineers aren’t real engineers either

 

[preeb]

Don't need to be an engineer to be "fakin work"

Now if I could find a job that involved "bacon work," I'd be all set

 

[Dr. Barber]

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[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

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Hmm...5/10, not sure if would nom

 

[Dr. Barber]

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[Booo]

Don't need to be an engineer to be "fakin work"

Now if I could find a job that involved "bacon work," I'd be all set

I know a few. They don't pay well. Its always advisable to not mix bacon and work. 

 

[Dr. Barber]

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