April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

Yeah.  Big thing at my local winery.  Not that bad, tbh.

You're putting in overtime for the "Visit Long Island" committee today.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Washington has apples!

 

[JayKay PE]

You're putting in overtime for the "Visit Long Island" committee today.

VISIT LONG ISLAND.  WHERE PRINCIPALS GROOM GIRLS INTO SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND THE CANNED WINE ISN'T THAT BAD.

New slogan.  Bam.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

VISIT LONG ISLAND.  WHERE PRINCIPALS GROOM GIRLS INTO SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND THE CANNED WINE ISN'T THAT BAD.

New slogan.  Bam.

1776: Land of the free and home of the brave

2019: Land of canned wine and home of perverts

(I do not claim factual representation of dates in this post)

 

[ashmur90]

Texas has Whataburger.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

New York was the last state to declare independence. And they had to forge most of the NY signatures on the Declaration of Independence.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

New York was the last state to declare independence. And they had to forge most of the NY signatures on the Declaration of Independence.

Yeah, well, Maryland has crabs, so...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Yeah, well, Maryland has crabs, so...

yeah and? What's your point?

 

[JayKay PE]

Ah, the story is now in the NY Post as opposed to just the local paper.  Should be interesting.  *sigh*

 

[RBHeadge PE]

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Ah, the story is now in the NY Post as opposed to just the local paper.  Should be interesting.  *sigh*

Meh, that's just a tabloid, let us know when it's in a newspaper

 

[ashmur90]

What is old bay? 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

yeah and? What's your point?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yep.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

yeah and? What's your point?

Also:

 

[Kevo_303 P.E.]

Spam

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Washington has apples!

Texas...SE Tx.....where we have them crazy Christian Cajun Mexicans. Good times.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Texas...SE Tx.....where we have them crazy Christian Cajun Mexicans. Good times.

Lol.

Oh, I should mention, apples aren’t the only fruits in Washington. Most of them are in our legislation.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Also:

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Gotta add to the post count somehow. Might as well use some old bay memes.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

What is old bay?