April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

Penwings

ok, wow

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Can't say that I have heard it. What's it sound like?

See above utoob

 

[RBHeadge PE]

See above utoob

that'll teach me for reading and responding to spam one post at a time

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

that'll teach me for reading and responding to spam one post at a time

Mwahahahaha, my revenge is at hand...

 

[JayKay PE]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found shit in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found shit in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

C’mon, that part’s fun. Coming up with fancy shmancy words to gussie it up.

Dear [person],

I regret to inform you that the test specimen was contaminated with fecal matter. Excavation is highly recommended. Please advise of your approval.

Best regards,

@JayKay0914

P.S. I appear to have risen high above on the page. Allow me to celebrate with this creature:  :bananalama:

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found shit in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

Not foregoing, of course, the opportunity to point out that you “dig that sh!t.”

 

[tj_PE]

Hi

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Lets see who replies:

867

 

[RBHeadge PE]

868

 

[Road Guy]

5309

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Over 9000!!!!!!!!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I got it!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I didn’t until I googled it.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Well, geeze.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Well, geeze.

/m

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Maybe i’ll try typing a sentence with just my elbow later

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Salsxspssscspsspam

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

(It’s even harder on a phone)

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Okay, me saying “it’s only a flesh wound” using just my elbow...