April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

Penwings

ok, wow

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Can't say that I have heard it. What's it sound like?

See above utoob

 

[RBHeadge PE]

See above utoob

that'll teach me for reading and responding to spam one post at a time

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

that'll teach me for reading and responding to spam one post at a time

Mwahahahaha, my revenge is at hand...

 

[JayKay PE]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found **** in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found **** in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

C’mon, that part’s fun. Coming up with fancy shmancy words to gussie it up.

Dear [person],

I regret to inform you that the test specimen was contaminated with fecal matter. Excavation is highly recommended. Please advise of your approval.

Best regards,

@JayKay0914

P.S. I appear to have risen high above on the page. Allow me to celebrate with this creature:  :bananalama:

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I hate having to sound competent in my emails/work plans.  Can't I just be like, "Oi.  We found **** in the soils.  We wanna dig it up.  Let us know if this is okay?"

Not foregoing, of course, the opportunity to point out that you “dig that sh!t.”

 

[tj_PE]

Hi

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Lets see who replies:

867

 

[RBHeadge PE]

868

 

[Road Guy]

5309

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Over 9000!!!!!!!!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I got it!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I didn’t until I googled it.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Well, geeze.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Well, geeze.

/m

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Maybe i’ll try typing a sentence with just my elbow later

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Salsxspssscspsspam

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

(It’s even harder on a phone)

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Okay, me saying “it’s only a flesh wound” using just my elbow...