April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

I don't want results...but I love spamming.  This is a horrible conundrum to be in.  Life is hard.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I don't want results...

It sounds like you are getting the hang of, and maybe enjoying, trolling those waiting for results?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Mornin'

 

[JayKay PE]

It sounds like you are getting the hang of, and maybe enjoying, trolling those waiting for results?

Hell, I didn't want results even when I was waiting for results.  I'd rather have a wolf lurking outside my door than having it confirmed it's actually a bear.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

This is a horrible conundrum to be in.  Life is hard.

Eels - Novocaine For The Soul - YouTube

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'd rather have a wolf lurking outside my door than having it confirmed it's actually a bear.

Nah, wolves travel in packs and actively hunt. It means there's more threats out there that you can't see. Now a bear just wants what's in your kitchen, so open the fridge and move to the opposite side of the house and you'll be fine. I guess? I mean, I've only ever lived in cities so it's not like I have any real practical experience with either of these animals.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Ok spammers, question time:

Rip off the band aid, or slowly remove it?

Find out your failed quickly vs find out you passed slowly? Or find out you passed quickly vs find out you failed slowly.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'm awaiting redlines and inputs for a major project. I've given a hard deadline of 10:00AM this morning. I told them the silence is concurrence.

Nothing in so far.. I'm gonna sooooo getting a bunch of emails at 9:59 and 3:30ish this afternoon. I'm gonna tell the 330 crew to beat sand.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Happy World Penguin Day!

 

[preeb]

1. Slowly

2. Pass is priority one. Been through this once, so I don't care if it's quickly or slowly.

 

[JayKay PE]

Nah, wolves travel in packs and actively hunt. It means there's more threats out there that you can't see. Now a bear just wants what's in your kitchen, so open the fridge and move to the opposite side of the house and you'll be fine. I guess? I mean, I've only ever lived in cities so it's not like I have any real practical experience with either of these animals.

To tell the truth, I don't know?  It is a weird like, Czechoslovakian, saying my grandma used to say all the time.  Again, don't know if it's actually applicable to what I was saying?

And I'd totally rather have my fail or pass told after a longer period of time.  Which means I could get caught up in work and not worry too much about it.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

To tell the truth, I don't know?  It is a weird like, Czechoslovakian, saying my grandma used to say all the time.  Again, don't know if it's actually applicable to what I was saying?

It's applicable. I was typing spam for the sake of it.

 

[JayKay PE]

It's applicable. I was typing spam for the sake of it.

Spamming for the sake of it means you have to do double the spam to make it worthwhile.  The Spam Gods are very particular about their offerings.  They only want 'good' spam.  None of this 'I was doing it to do it'-spam.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'm a rip off the band aid guy. If the integral under the pain curve is all the same, I'd rather get it done quickly.

If I were to get the fail notification, I'd want it done faster. I think the jubilation from passing increases with time eventually leveling off, whereas the despair from failing is a constant.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

is there really a difference between high quality and low quality spam?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

A well thought out treatise on something with deep philosophical impact is the same number of spam posts as "hgfgjlkhlkjhhjhgf"

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Alright, it's 10:01. I guess everyone concurs.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Well, they have to send a large file, so maybe I'll give it until 10:15 for the email to arrive.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

The 9:59 large file emails are starting to trickle in.

 

[preeb]

It's like when a stupid meme gets thousands more likes than high quality original content with much less effort. The OC has to be stolen a few times before it gets famous.