April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Well i’m Sorry for offending you.

Nooo, you've inspired me.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Nooo, you've inspired me.

Well then apology taken back!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Well then apology taken back!

Take it back! We don't want it.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Take it back! We don't want it.

FINE! *pouts*

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

FINE! *pouts*

Pouting over.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Ok, teach just sent pic of my kid eating “dirt”...and now I want chocolate pudding. Damned diet!

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Hopefully she’s bringing lunch from home sometimes, too...going out can get expensive

Pretty much so.  Tiny meals, all day long.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Ok, teach just sent pic of my kid eating “dirt”...and now I want chocolate pudding. Damned diet!

I only "diet" to budget room for booze.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Ok, teach just sent pic of my kid eating “dirt”...and now I want chocolate pudding. Damned diet!

Ahh, yes. Good ol’ “die” with a “t”.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Pretty much so.  Tiny meals, all day long.

I'm on the patent-pending Squaretaper Snake diet. One meal a day buys you a lot of time for other tasks!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Only kidding. I have three meals the size of one snake meal. This is why I'm fat.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Something something macros. Something something counting...zzz....

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

It’s all good, I’m fat too. I could use a little bit of starvation mode.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I’m so bored today!!!! I’m sure sh*t will hit the fan when I’m in H-town tomorrow.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

After lunch slump SPAM!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Office basil plant is blowing up SPAM.

Edit: Ooh! ToP! :bananalama:

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Chili pepper plants haven't sprouted yet. I might really need to get a heated blanket for this guy.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Office basil plant is blowing up SPAM.

Edit: Ooh! ToP! :bananalama:

I’m no botanist, but...I don’t think spontaneous combustion is normal behavior for basil plants.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I have a second set on deck using the wet paper towel method, but still nothing is happening.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Greenhouse? Do they make mini desk versions?