15K, baby!

[pbrme]

"Richard, were you watching Spank-travision?"

 

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"Okay let's get some shut eye."

 

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"Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett?"

 

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Tommy: Heh, heh, heh, it's a clip-on.

Richard Hayden: Heh, heh, heh, are you sure?

 

[pbrme]

Tommy: Hey, what's your name?

Helen: Helen.

 

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Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the ***** circus boy with a pretty new pet.

 

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Tommy: Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.

 

[pbrme]

Tommy: You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...

 

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Tommy: [Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

 

[pbrme]

Helen: God, you're sick.

 

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Reservationist: Oh, I can reserve you a flight coming *back* from Chicago at 5:55. Does that help?

 

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Richard Hayden: Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?

 

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Reservationist: I don't think so.

 

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Richard Hayden: Oh, that has to be you. Spray that thing for bugs?

 

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Richard Hayden: Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.

 

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Tommy: Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.

 

[blybrook PE]

you are bored, ain't ya?

 

[pbrme]

Richard Hayden: True. But you can't latch the hood too well, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE CAN OUT, YOU NO-SELLING WASTE OF SPACE.

 

[pbrme]

Richard Hayden: I swear to God, you're worthless!

 

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Not really. ...

Just wanted in on some of this action