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...do you think would make the worst **** star? I was going to go with Nixon, but with a name like Tricky **** I figure he would get **** points for a cool **** name. Then I thought about Jimmy Carter, too much of a gentlemen to be a effective **** star. Then I decided on Reagan. He was...

When I was but a lad of thirteen, I knew I was destined for toilet clogging greatness. Nary a month would pass without incident of my mudslide avalanche causing the porcelain village to be overwhelmed with my puckered pooper's offerings. Fortunately for the toilet, mudslides were confined to the...

I brought a butt plug to the exam. No need to waste valuable time on bathroom breaks.

I got my results today and passed with flying colors!! My bad cholesterol is down, platelet count is pretty good, and I got my iron levels back to a healthier level.

I've got stink!

I failed...again.

Is it possible that what we think is a meteorite is actually a poop from some massive, asteroid-eating space creature? If so then did this creature just eat some asteroids, poop nonchalantly, move along, and then its turd just happened to make its way to Earth, or did this creature deliberately...

I know I've posted these before, but when I'm in the car or waiting room or some other place where my mind wanders, I like to think of ideas for new TV shows or movies. I've never pitched one, but I think some of them are pretty solid concepts. I came up with a few more for TV shows the other...

Kinda like this

I could really go for a Pasadena Mudslide right now.

I recently had an ear infection and was given the antibiotic Keflex to take to clear it up. I went to Wal-Mart about four hours after I had taken the first dose and had no idea I needed to do anything—meaning poop. And out of nowhere, while I was mid-step, I just shat myself right in the Lawn...

Ladies of EB - I am perplexed about something. How do you manage to use a mouse and not scratch up your nail polish?

Hey guys I haven't been around much but this sounds like a great idea! Can I sign up? What is the plan?

So as you know I left the consulting world a couple of years ago and took a sales/tech rep for a vendor that sells water treatment equipment. It was what I could find at the time. It's not bad, but I spend a lot of time visiting clients pushing our stuff and doing training and support. Doing...

Nothing to report, had a couple of dates, there was no spark. Sorry guys.

I had a sandwich.

After a couple years of striking out, the Fudgeman has himself another date lined up for this evening. I struck up a conversation while getting my car worked on with a lovely woman who works for an accounting firm. I went for it and asked her out, and to my surprise, she said yes! We are...

It's been a while since you've been around Ann? How have you been? Send us a little toot to let us know you're ok. Hope you have a great birthday. So cut loose, let 'er rip, and don't be a party pooper. And if you get to cut the cake, I hope it's a chocolate cheesecake.

I got good and loaded the other night, tripped off the curb and took a faceplant on the street. This reminded me of some my other fateful nights of drinking. I figured this would be a good thread to share some of your rougher nights... When I was twenty-one years old I went to a bar with my...