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^is shopping around for plastic surgeons

The gift was definitely a 'wtf were you thinking?!' gift, but clearly the not-so-happy couple really didn't deserve the time of day...hell, if I was the gift givers, I'd send them a bill for 2hrs of my life back, lol.

^refers to himself to as 'Boy Twilight'

^sez that to all the boys

^is mooning somebody right now

This happened w/ my former primary care doctor, though I hadn't seen him in awhile. He wasnt much older then me, and I'm w/ my wife at her primary doctor's practice, and I get asked if I wanted to switch to her doc. I say, nah, I'll probably just stick w/ Doc 'X'. Her doc says that he is...

^wants to be mooned by the male Twilight actors

^drank a bottle of 5 o'clock vodka before work today

James Gandolfini passes away @ 51 :bawling: http://t.entertainment.msn.com/james-gandolfini-sopranos-star-dead-at-51-1

^refers to himself as the 'Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench'

^was stunt butt for Michael Douglas

^originally considered for the lead character in Sling Blade

^wears a thong

^ is backwoods legit

^calls his NCEES pencil "My Preciousss"

^was a replacement ref

^turned 21 in prison doing 20 to life

^loudly sings 'this little light of mine' whenever using the men's room

^needs a haircut

^smoked during his wedding vows