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Here ya go: I wish I could fit into tiny places...

Well, I don't know much about credit checks, but I do know enough to recommend soft pulls, over hard pulls. Hard pulls have their time and place, but in my experience, hard pulls should account for no more than 5% of overall pulls, and should usually only be attempted when you are ready to...

Granted: I wish I had a bigger brain.

This stuff tastes better, and it might help cure your rash: I wish I was taller.

Yeah, next time leave the thinking to ME. With YOU in the driver's seat, we'd never get anywhere.

Thanks for the heads-up, little buddy.

I'm still waiting. Why no PM?

I'll probably just hang around, too.

And if I don't, I may have other attributes your client could use. They might need to scale it down a little, though.

I like the sound of this!

Yeah, but I'd hate to guess that the title of this version might be.

I tried your advice, VTEnviro, and used an electronic PE-ness. Unfortunately, I have to say that you still need to worry about equipment failure. I am not sure what happened, but I suspect some liquid got into the electronics and it shorted out. Kind of exploded, actually. It was not a...

Hey guys, I think I messed up, and I need help! I didn't like how the feet looked that I tried to give myself on the drawing. Kind of made me look loke something, well, dirty. So I tried to erase them, and this is how it came out. How can I get rid of that black curly stuff?

^^I don't know how to quantify it, but it's the biggest certification I have ever come across....

Well, I finally got to use my PE-ness this week, and I hate to say it, but there were problems. I had been so excited about using it. In fact, it's all I have been thinking about. For years. So I guess I might have been a little nervous when I was presented with the opportunity. Or maybe it...

I don't know, dude - the image of your PE-ness tatooed on your butt cheek? I smell trouble... Frankly, I don't think any advertisement is necessary. An engineer who has a PE-ness can be recognized by the aura of confidence and a certain swagger in the way they walk.

I told you!

Well, I tried to give myself some arms and feet, but I don't think I have the necessary skills:

Well, considering I have a hard time handling a mouse, I think this shows some talent:

Which positions? My favorite civil engineering position is what I like to call the "dual outfall inspection". but I'm nowhere near Upstate New York.