April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

Is that because of how malnourished 4% body fat looks?

 

[akwooly]

I don’t have abs. I have fabs. Fat abs. 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I don’t have abs. I have fabs. Fat abs. 

I have 1 flab.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

And speaking of which, don’t you hate when you open a bag of skittles and you only find 4 purple ones?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

When you realize you’re the only one who’s posted to the spam thread in the last while...

 

[JayKay PE]

Good thing about being older....having connections to people that if you are ever no longer married, you already know who you’re calling. I can’t see ever using dating apps.

My sister got married at 24 to her college sweetheart (they started dating at 17 and are currently 34ish).  She said that if she ever got divorced/her husband died in a freak accident, she would have literally no idea how to date anymore.  She didn't like my response of "Weekend at Bernie" her husband so she can collect a work check and file her taxes as a couple.

@ChebyshevII_PE I hate when I open a bag of skittles and they still have those gross green apple skittles.  GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN LIMES YOU BASTARDS.  WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?  JOY?

 

[JayKay PE]

When you realize you’re the only one who’s posted to the spam thread in the last while...

*pic snip*

*feels like a plate of poorly graded chopped liver*

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

*feels like a plate of poorly graded chopped liver*

In my defense, I didn’t realize you were gonna be Johnny on the spot.

 

[JayKay PE]

In my defense, I didn’t realize you were gonna be Johnny on the spot.

I provide the highest quality, portable toilets for your use!!  

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

In my defense, I didn’t realize you were gonna be Johnny on the spot.

Sorry... “JayKay” on the spot.

 

[akwooly]

where is @Ship Wreck PE

 

[DerekJeter]

I also have fat abs. They are abese.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

We’re all fat because of how much SPAM we’re consuming

 

[Road Guy]

where is [mention=16276]Ship Wreck PE[/mention]

Seriously! I know it’s got to be hot in Valdosta this time 0f year!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

We’re all fat because of how much SPAM we’re consuming

We're fat because of all the SPAM and White Claw!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

We're fat because of all the SPAM and White Claw!

Yasssssssssss fat

 

[JayKay PE]

We're fat because of all the SPAM and White Claw!

@vee043324 they're mentioning your trash drink of choice!!!! 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

@vee043324 they're mentioning your trash drink of choice!!!! 

White (trash) Claw

 

[JayKay PE]

Everyone is leaving.  And I'm sitting here, looking at an open email, that doesn't have text in it, wishing I had a donut.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Everyone is leaving.  And I'm sitting here, looking at an open email, that doesn't have text in it, wishing I had a donut.

What kind of donut? And what brand?

I prefer cake donuts, myself