Yep, this sh*t again

[Ramnares P.E.]

Concerning Hobbits.

 

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Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years.

 

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quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk.

 

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Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Frodo, someone at the door.

 

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In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits’ only real passion is for food.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

A rather unfair observation

 

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As we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed.

 

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But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good tilled earth.

 

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For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow.

 

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And yes, no doubt to others, our ways seem quaint

 

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But today of all days, it is brought home to me it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.

 

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Frodo, the door!sticklebacks, where is that boy! FRODO!

 

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Hmm hmm hmm hmm, Down from the door where it began, hmm hmm hmm hmm

 

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And I must follow if I can. (There is a wagon with Gandalf in it. He is singing) The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.

 

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You’re late!

 

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A wizard is never late! Frodo Baggins. (Gandalf speaks from beneath his hat and looks up into Frodo’s eyes.) Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

 

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Its wonderful to see you Gandalf. (He jumps down onto the cart to give Gandalf a hug. They embrace laughing. Gandalf looks at Frodo with twinkling eyes.)

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

You didn’t think Id miss your Uncle Bilbo’s birthday? (He laughs)

 

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So how is the old rascal? I hear it is going to be a party of special significance?