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The bridge is a giant robotic jellyfish, famous for the sacking of the late Prime Minister Doctor Who. It all started, once upon a time, in a land far, far, away. There was an innocent looking mushroom who aspired to be a park bench. All the gnomes thought this was ridiculous, but continued to sit upon the mushroom. Enraged, the mushroom sprouted tentacle-like appendages, and began breathing fire. The Doctor appeared in his Tardis, but was no match for the fungal fanatic. Fortunately, or, perhaps, unfortunately, there was a wise wizard nearby, who knew how to count to ten. He instructed the mushroom in this fine, secret art, at which point the mushroom conceded to live a peaceful lifestyle. Nonetheless, Plutonian missionaries decided this was not up to speed with their plan of converting the masses to their cult of Zaaal. Accordingly, they proceed to douse the planet Earth with spicy barbecue sauce, which gave the mushroom robotic abilities through its artificial preservatives. This was to no avail, however, as the mushroom continued in the wizard's wake, using the ABCs to thwart their nefarious plan. Defeated, the missionaries could only transform into Hannah Montanna, to plague the earth for the next millenia.
A stone statue of the wizard hangs at the front of the Galbraith Building at the University of Toronto, where students celebrate his work by stuffing lightbulbs in several erotic areas. They call this week "Turn on week."
Fellow EngSci's, is this reliable?
