October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[glockjacket P.E.]

now thats smart

 

[matt267 PE]

Maybe you can get your mother-in-law to embroider it on a pillow for you?

Or a nice throw blanket for the couch.

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

eh

 

[thekzieg]

and in an interesting turn of event, I again screwed up my anniversary date. I thought it was this morning, but it is actually Sunday (I always screw up the the 4 and the 6)

Ooh! Or there's this new thing called a digital calendar (am I getting this right?) where you can input events and schedule reminders to repeat every year! It's even accessible on your phone! Works for all kinds of things - birthdays, holidays, doctors appointments - it's a crazy age we live in!

 

[matt267 PE]

eh

Don't forget the rules: " Posts must be at least three characters long (and an actual word) or a meme "

Don't give @NJmike PE a reason to cry. (I won't tell him though)

 

[thekzieg]

Ooh! Or there's this new thing called a digital calendar (am I getting this right?) where you can input events and schedule reminders to repeat every year! It's even accessible on your phone! Works for all kinds of things - birthdays, holidays, doctors appointments when you get banned from EB - it's a crazy age we live in!

This is probably more realistic

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

ehh (happy @matt267 PE?)

 

[NJmike PE]

don't be a dick. just have fun

 

[matt267 PE]

ehh (happy @matt267 PE?)

Nope, but it's not you fault.

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Nope, but it's not you fault.

@thekzieg PE make matt happy!

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[MetsFan]

I'm a day late but

 

[thekzieg]

 

[SE_FL]

Back from inspection, 1930's two story house with load bearing wall on second floor with no footer underneath the floor system on the first floor. House still standing, don't touch it!

 

[matt267 PE]

and I was expecting this:

 

[thekzieg]

and I was expecting this:

Gotta save the real fun for the weekends!

 

[Habib]

Spam 2016

my first entry and I will be unstoppable from here on ?

 

[thekzieg]

 

[snickerd3]

howdy

 

[thekzieg]