Idiot in a Tree

[thekzieg]

This is the kind of nonsense that happens in my neck of the woods. They say "trapped" but he's more likely just strung out and grumpy (as are most of the people who walk by me as I'm waiting to take a bus home).

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

 

[matt267 PE]

Leave him. Let nature "rescue" him.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Wasn't there someone on here looking for a nice stand-up guy? Maybe we can hook them up.

 

[thekzieg]

He has a lot going for him..."Thinks outside the box", "Upwardly mobile", "Decisive", "Resolute"...I'm sure he's quite the catch!

 

[knight1fox3]

LOL

 

[Road Guy]

Something tells me bathing is probably not so high on the list

 

[thekzieg]

My bus just drove by...

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[Road Guy]

they need one of those shakers they use on pecan trees to get the pecans out, that will teach him..

something tells me that's not a "natural" tree?

 

[P-E]

Leave him. Let nature "rescue" him.

Tree hugger. 

 

[MA_PE]

Tree hugger. 

if not, he will be if they start shaking it.

 

[thekzieg]

Dude is still up there! You can watch the live stream of him not really doing anything here: http://komonews.com/live/event

 

[mudpuppy]

Has he pooped?

 

[thekzieg]

Probably?

 

[matt267 PE]

Tree hugger. 

yes, yes he is.

 

[thekzieg]

That's what I've been saying!!

Or just put a pile of weed at the base of the tree and he'll climb down himself. 

 

[Wolverine]

Bear Tranquilizer Trampoline.

See, I'm a problem solver.

 

[thekzieg]

 

[kevo_55]

Ha ha!

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Just remember, he is allowed to vote and procreate.  Let that sink in.

 

[kevo_55]

It seems that the reporters on the livestream are going for an Pulitzer.