I am a Badass

[Ble_PE]

<---------Makes Asks wife to make me a sammich.

 

[Wolverine]

<--- Stands on top rung of ladder...

....on one foot...

...while working electrical wires...

...hot.

 

[snickerd3]

<---remembers that March 14th is a holiday

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- Stands on top rung of ladder...

....on one foot...

...while installing a ceiling fan...

Fixed it.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--always uses the handicap stall

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- double posts in the 10k thread.

 

[Ble_PE]

<----------- Farts in the elevator.

 

[Iceberg]

<--Sinks passenger liners.

 

[Exception Collection]

<-- Has been terrified of things moving under her at height since preschool, and spent a good portion of last night facing that fear.

 

[The Car]

<--Honks loudly and obnoxiously before running over folks.

Udden, udden

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- doesn't turn of electronic devices at takeoff.

 

[RMS Titanic]

<--Went down on over 1500 people in one night.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

<--- drinks excessive amounts of alcohol

 

[Otter]

<---- sleeps with Dean Wormer's wife.

 

[David Wooderson]

<--- Dates high school girls, cuz as I get older, they stay the same age.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

<---- Searches for the 6 fingered man

 

[Abe Froman]

<--- The sausage king of Chicago

 

[sschell's boss]

<--Did something unspeakable to sschell.

 

[Dean Wormer]

<--Told a student "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

<---- sleeps with Dean Wormer's wife.

I hate those guys.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Runs through the house with scissors.