Dumb LinkedIN Recruiter Email of the day thread...

[Road Guy]

my FIL said the same thing about Chicken Plants.. (smelled like money) people gotta eat..

 

[leggo PE]

Haha! It would involve me moving to Washington. I'm not trying to leave where I am right now. Also, it reminds me of Ticonderoga... Which always smelled awful when driving through it, because of the paper mill I think!

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

There are a few cattle feed lots across Colorado. Lots of money smell there...

 

[User1]

Haha! It would involve me moving to Washington. I'm not trying to leave where I am right now. Also, it reminds me of Ticonderoga... Which always smelled awful when driving through it, because of the paper mill I think!

Washington is the best! 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Washington is the best! 

Well, the half east of the Cascades is anyway.

 

[User1]

Well, the half east of the Cascades is anyway.

rude.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

rude.

I grew up on the Peninsula. Went to college for two years in Seattle, lived in Woodinville and Duvall for three years, and now live in the Spokane area.  It's better over here by miles.

 

[csb]

I grew up on the Peninsula. Went to college for two years in Seattle, lived in Woodinville and Duvall for three years, and now live in the Spokane area.  It's better over here by miles.

It's okay, @knight1fox3. I found this one on my own. 

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I was led to believe that D.C. was a swamp in need of draining.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I was led to believe that D.C. was a swamp in need of draining.

It was drained. He just forgot to tell us the part where he refilled it with raw sewage.

 

[Road Guy]

nice try Sauron, nice try....

 

[leggo PE]

Reminds me of the other day, when a text I received said "Snoke" instead of "smoke".

 

[Road Guy]

so it appears the latest LI annoyance is having "Financial Advisors" using LI to solicit business.. annoying!!!

 

[leggo PE]

I got a LinkedIn recruiter message in German for a structural engineer position in Freiburg! A recruiter after my own heart.

:wub:

 

[csb]

I got a LinkedIn recruiter message in German for a structural engineer position in Freiburg! A recruiter after my own heart.

:wub:

Is that not a Futurama celebrity couple name? 

 

[leggo PE]

Is that not a Futurama celebrity couple name? 

You'd have to confirm with someone who watches Futurama.

 

[csb]

@knight1fox3 - can you help me out with my nerd reference? 

 

[khadijah]

Ever had a recruiter say "So you're an engineer, how would you like to drive trains across the U.S. for BNSF Railway?"

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LOL I finally got one. Recruiter from CN wants me to join their Management Trainee Program. Too laughable. I sad cry

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Received a recruiter phone call today. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary...except I don't have my phone number listed on my profile.  When I asked him how he got my number, he said his company uses a software that will do public records searches based on information on Linked In. He said, "It's scary how much information is out there in the public areas, huh?"

I hung up on him.

 

[User1]

Received a recruiter phone call today. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary...except I don't have my phone number listed on my profile.  When I asked him how he got my number, he said his company uses a software that will do public records searches based on information on Linked In. He said, "It's scary how much information is out there in the public areas, huh?"

I hung up on him.

i got a text that said "did you get my email about x job at x?" 

i was like who dis? 

this is x from x i am contacting you (insert copy paste dialogue here about a great company)

how did you get my information?

I don't know how our system works but you must have your information posted somewhere 

um, i'm not interested and take me off your contact list.