Christmas Plan.......Detail, and Elevation

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I've seen this one, or a similar one, before. I always thought it would be good to make a project schedule for Christmas.

 
I print one out every year, it's hilarious because it's real engineering jargon.

I'd love to see a project schedule.

The owner shall not covertly search through the contractor's stockpiles in advance of December 25th.

All packages shall remain in their original containers until at least 8 AM.

etc...

 
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