OK, honey, this is how it works. Pretend I'm pointing at your house, and this magnifying glass represents a laser beam death satellite. Now watch what happens when I position it juuuust right.
You like that? Scary, huh?
Now why don't you go home and tell your daddy to shut up about by birth certifcate. Cuz all I have to do is say the word, feel me?
"So it costs.. um... it costs... yeh, um.... it.., um... uhhh, it costs... uh, hospital beds and a breathalyzer... um.... uhh, so it looks like the words on my teleprompter have gone out. Wait, this isn't a little mini teleprompter?"