Business Names that could be Baby Names ?

[ALBin517]

We have a nephew named Ethan Andrew that we all call Ethan Allen (in honor of the furniture business).

Now there is a niece on the way so I am trying to brainstorm businesses she could be named for.

So far I have:

Ruby Tuesday

Georgia Pacific

Lane Bryant (if she’s on the chunky side)

I know I must be missing some good ones.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

J. C. Whitney

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Stanley Steamer

 

[Master slacker]

GM Goodwrench

 

[ALBin517]

Yves Rocher - is that a guy or a girl?

 

[mrt406]

They're filing for bankruptcy, but...

Robin Stucky

 

[goodal]

on that note...Red Robin?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Hmmm...How about

Summer's Eve.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Not a legal business, per se, but a drug addict was recently arrested for production of chrystal meth and her name was Chrystal Beth.

 

[Supe]

Badcock.

Kind of like Hancock, or Cher.

 

[csb]

Price Waterhouse Cooper could be one of those trendy "We know she's a girl, but we gave her kinda boyish names"

Kimley-Horn

Pella

Eli Lilly

Ikea

Nike

 

[Supe]

Karissa.

"Karissa's" was the name of an adult store back in Houston.

Sleepy (assuming she was born a dwarf.)

Nestle

General Mills (Military daughter?)

Aunt Annie (a step up from Kraft, a step down from Velveeta mac and cheese)

Leslie (Pool supply)

Dynasty (Chinese buffet)

Aaron (furniture rentals)

Big Lots (maybe she can be a biker)

Aldi (grocery store)

Bradlee (used to be a Target type store, back in the days of Caldor!)

Spencer (cheap nick-nacky crap in the mall)

Miller (Welding supplier)

Merrill Lynch

Fidelity

Swingline

Dell

Rawlings

Bentley

Sunbeam

Purell

 

[jeb6294]

Macy - but then she'd pretty much have to be a stripper when she grew up.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Macy - but then she'd pretty much have to be a stripper when she grew up.

Or a raspy-voiced singer.

 

[MA_PE]

I'm surprised no one has said Lil Debbie yet.

Sara Lee (everyone will like her)

Charles Schwab

Merrill Lynch

Acme

Stoopid Monkey

Levi

Anheuser Busch

 

[FusionWhite]

I went to school with a dude we called O'Charley.

 

[ALBin517]

I went to school with a dude we called O'Charley.

I graduated high school with a chick named Kimberly Clark.

"Kimberly-Clark Corporation is an American corporation that produces mostly paper-based consumer products. Kimberly-Clark brand name products include Kleenex facial tissue..."

 

[csb]

I know more than one girl named Mercedes...but it's a Hispanic thing, rather than a car thing.

 

[Supe]

I also know a Mercedes, but she's a video game character in LucasArt's adventure game "Grim Fandango", circa 1998.

 

[DVINNY]

Has no one said?

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