October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[In/PE/Out]

What are Thanksgiving songs?  :dunno:

or am I taking you too literally?

(Google is your friend)

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Office Trick or Treat time.

 

[tj_PE]

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Jesus tonight

FILLS ME WITH UNMITIGATED RAGE

@JohnLeeThanksgiving is actually my second favorite holiday.  All the food/family of Christmas, but I don't need to buy presents.  My favorite holiday is St. Patrick's...but that's more about Irish coffee and corned beef than anything else.

ew

 

[leggo PE]

Office Trick or Treat time.

Hmm?

 

[JohnLee]

6 hours ago, In/PE/Out said:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL this song is stuck in my head

 

[In/PE/Out]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL this song is stuck in my head

Success!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Mornin'

 

[JohnLee]

 

[Master slacker]

Simply

 

[Supe]

Simply

DON'T YOU DARE

 

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[Master slacker]

habbening

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Hmm?

We have peoples kids come in and get bonus candy before heading out for the real thing.  

 

[JayKay PE]

habbening

uh blunderful x-mas "I'm an idiot who can't write TIME!"!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'm in hurry up and wait mode. I've got a crap ton of stuff with linked deadlines that has to get done before December, but I can't move on it any of it right now because I'm awaiting inputs from others. And those inputs are three weeks late. Ugghh, once those arrive I'm going to have a lot to do.  I won't be on here much.

 

[matt267 PE]

Mmmmm, candy.... 

TOP :bananalama:  

 

[In/PE/Out]

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). The only things I see on the internets consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 29 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a goddamn grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 2 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over the internets and it's been driving me insane. 

You goddamn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

 

[frazil]

Thats an epic grilled cheese rant!  Too bad you didnt spread it over 100 posts.

 

[frazil]

Also I got a grilled cheese the other day and it came with tomatoes and apples!!  WITH NO WARNING!   Who does that?!

 

[Supe]

Also I got a grilled cheese the other day and it came with tomatoes and apples!!  WITH NO WARNING!   Who does that?!